EDIT: Oh, gosh, this took me like, maybe twenty minutes to make and in three days, it's had more than a hundred favorites! Thanks!

That's right. Today I will be posting this stamp to give you my very strong STUBBORN opinion on gay marriage. And don't go "BLAH! IT'S NUT NATERAL!11" Or "BAAAW! IT'S STUP1D ND RONG!11" because, quite frankly, it makes you look like a fucking moron.

Those stupid reasons and my comments:

Marriage is an institution between one man and one woman:
One, the legal thing we call "marriage" hasn't been around forever. Two, homosexuality has been around since the dawn of time, just like heterosexuality. And, there have been homosexual and heterosexual couples a long time ago, before religion, the legal system and we were all morons. So, what do you have to say to that?

Marriage is for procreation:
Look, there are heterosexual couples who can't have children because one or both are infertile and later try to adopt, but can't because the adoption system is complicated/stupid. And people have no problem that they don't have children! Just what the fuck is wrong with you?

Same-sex couples aren't the optimum environment in which to raise children:
How come criminals like child molesters are allowed to have children, yet gays can not? To me, that's some fucked up logic right there. Since when are other people allowed to preach who can and cannot have children? And as for the child, I doubt they'd even notice! And don't give me the excuse of "what if they later find out that their friends have a mommy and a daddy, but they have two mommies/daddies?" because, quite frankly, kids aren't that stupid.

Gay relationships are immoral and violate the sacred institution of marriage:
Says who? The bible? We can't rely on the fucking bible. Not everything in there is true! To those who throw the religion crap in my face, I don't give shit.

Same-sex marriage would threaten the institution of marriage:
I'm not even going to comment on this one.

We shouldn't alter heterosexual marriage, which is a traditional institution that goes back to the dawn of time:
Y'know what? Homosexual "marriage" goes back to the dawn of time too. so I don't think this is a good enough excuse.

Same-sex marriage is an untried social experiment:
Bullshit. Just...bullshit...

Same-sex marriage would start us down a "slippery slope" towards legalized incest, bestial marriage, polygamy and all manner of other horrible consequences:
Also bullshit. Incest, bestial marriage and polygamy are all illegal for good reasons. Gay marriage is illegal simply because society hates to change, even when it's necessary.

Granting gays the right to marry is a "special" right:
Yeah...OK. If you say so *rolls eyes*.

Churches would be forced to marry gay people against their will:
There is no law requiring people to be married in a church at all. It's simply a traditional thing. Not a requirement by law. Stop trowing religious bullshit in my face.

If gay marriage is legalized, homosexuality would be promoted in the public schools:
Oh? And what's wrong with that?

Gay marriage and its associated promotion of homosexuality would undermine western civilization:
Just what is wrong with you? Gay sex promotes gay sex? It's natural, and it's something you are born as, not something unnatural for you to promote!

If gay people really want to get married, all they have to do is to become straight and marry someone of the opposite sex:
Just...fuck you, right now. You are born a homosexual, you don't go and marry a member of the opposite sex because society won't accept you for what you actually are.
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The real reasons people oppose gay marriage:

Just not comfortable with the idea:
You don't have to be. Just let people love who they love, you love who you love and let everything be.

It offends everything religion stands for:
Not everyone is of the same religion as you, sweetiecakes. In fact, I'm an Atheist. We can't believe everything the goddamn bible says! I'm sure plenty of gays are happy to go to hell (provided it exists) if they can be with the one they love.

Marriage is a sacred institution and gay marriage violates that sanctity:
I'm not even going to comment...

Gay sex is unnatural:
This has already been proven to be bullshit. In fact, saying it makes you look like an idiot. It IS natural. Almost all mammals practice homosexuality, and loads of birds, reptiles, amphibians maybe even BUGS, practice homosexuality. Funny how we're the only animals who have been proven to be homophobic, don't you think?

A man making love to another man betrays everything that is masculine:
Stereotypes, anyone?

The thought of gay sex is repulsive:
If you find it repulsive, don't get with a person of the same sex!

They might recruit:
No comment...

Gay marriage would undermine sodomy laws:
Oh, come on!

Gay marriage would legitimize homosexuality:
OF. COURSE!