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Cathylove Commentaries: One Less Lonely Gurl 2
April: Due to a request by the author of this trollfic, who is actually a friend of mine, I am going to MST the Spongebob, preppy counterpart to My Immortal written by MonicaGilbey-Bieber (or James).
I present to you, One Less Lonely Gurl (not the Justin Bieber song).
From down the iridescent light of the 'coral reef' I discovered came the ebony darkness, anf from the darkness came a bright, flashing light
April: Well done! You have gotten the hang of telling us useless information! Here, have a cookie!
from the neon sign that led me to the inner depths ot the 'coral reef'. This is a most fascinating discovery that I have looked at through my cerulean orbs surrounded with abundadnt lashes.
April: The most facinating thing I've seen through, what I think you're saying is eyes, is a praying mantis
Inside was a huge sity just as I read in mystery books and surprisingly, there were people in it.
April: I hope they kill you!
Cathylove Commentaries: Imma Wiserd 2.
April: Hi again! Have fun watching me suffer!
AN: im jus ritin dis now becuz i gut a butload o insparashun
April: No. just...no...
den i went 2 hagwats. dena nigga
April: What the fuck? Why is this word even here? Huh? RACIST! I PROMISE YOU, MY DEARIST READERS: NOT ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS!
came out a no were an says "hey im harry potter". i turned an said "u aint harry potter!!11 i saw him in da movis!"
"i no but fo da audeance dey got a wite boi 2 play mi"
April: Harry is white. I think it has been established. the end.
"wat i said.
"u herd mi"
"dem rassist ppl!"
Says the boy who calls Harry a motherfucking "nigga"*
i entred da big ol place were everabodi eatz an dey put da wiserd hat on mi hed and it says "yo in ravenclaw"
April: This is a...joke...right? OH GOOD GOD, LET IT BE A JOKE!!!
"hey daz were i stay" sed harry potter.
Harry: Gryffindor, actually.
Cathylove Commentaries: Imma Wiserd.
April: This is...not as bad as...others...
ch 1: da beginin
AN: afta redin da hairy potty
April: Bad mental image
books (not rly i saw the mooviez lolololol)
April: Then why are you saying you did?
i desided 2 make mi own hary potty storee.
note 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin
April: I'm half-black and I like fried chicken, but that doesn't mean that there's some black people who don't like it. Stereotypical much?
I wuz sittin out on da porch an mi mama leend out da windo an sayed "watchu doin soulja spirit buu jackson?".
First sign of a
Mary-SueGary-Stu: More than one middle name
"nuttin much" i said "we gut no food".
"o turtle don cri"
April: I thought his name was soulja something something shit? Not Turtle!
"na mama i aint mad" i says. den i loked at da gund n said "i wish i had sum fried chinkin" den... dere wuz fried chik
Cathylove Commentaries: Perfect Love Story.
WELCOME BACK TO CATHYLOVE COMMENTARIES! *evil laugh*
April: Today, we are reading "The Perfect Love Story" by - OH MY GOD! NO! ELLIEBRONBRON! NO! NO! OH MY FUCKING GOD! IT"S HER!
It was the morning, I could smell pancakes cooking downstares.
It was raining and icey cold outside. I didn't want to go to school,
April: I understand
I wanted to stay home and stare at my JB posters.
April: School. Now.
Justin is sooooo goregous, my dream boy and school is such a waist of time.
April: Judging from your spelling, you need to "waist" a lot of time
Everyone is so stupid and dosnt get it. Im going to be a actress/singer so what the crap do i need school for anyway??
YOU NEED SCHOOL. TRUST ME.
I am not that beatiful but im better looking then most of the girls my age - they are such tramps
My BFF Mia texted me! She told me Justin Bieber would b
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